Lindsay Lohan has good reason to be “scared to death of jail,” according to prisoners at the correctional facility where she’s been ordered to serve 90 days behind bars.
According to Tamara Haley, a 38-year-old currently at Lynwood doing time for heroin possession and prostitution, Lindsay can expect quite the reception when she arrives at the bing:
“Everyone will want a piece of her. It will make them famous if they hurt Lindsay Lohan.
“Or if you get her to cry, the whole ward will laugh and people will love it — even the guards.”
We all know Lindsay can cry on command — she is an actress after all — so it shouldn’t be that hard satisfying the prison pop in that regard.
Speaking of satisfaction, Haley warns that lesbian gangs are always on the lookout for fresh fish and Lindsay is liable to end up somebody’s prison b*tch if she’s not careful:
“The gay inmates wear their shirts inside out to let others know they are available. So if Lindsay doesn’t want someone to grab her ass she’d better keep her shirt on straight.”
“Women grab each other like animals when the guards aren’t looking. It’s disgusting.”
Lindsay may not have to serve more than 23 days of her 90 day sentence due to jail overcrowding, and because of her celebrity status she’s likely to be held in the segregation unit for her own safety.
Wow, what a way to learn a lesson
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