Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Prince wants to head to France


I wonder what the Americans did to prince coz he says he is done with them and wants to live in France!

In an interview with a French magazine, he said he would like to move to paris as he thinks the music industry is thriving.

Translation-he thinks that he can be a star there as his music aint making any money in the states anymore.

Well he is the prince and a new kingdom doth awaits him for more pilfering and pillaging!

Well at least he will be the most "Beautiful girl" there.

50 cent angers another fan


Although 50 Cent's been in recent headlines for his verbal assaults on Diddy, it looks like the tables have turned now that a crazed fan tried to physically attack him in Brazil.

50 Cent was performing a concert in Salvador when a fan suddenly rushed the stage and grabbed him from behind.

The fan's moment of glory was short lived however after Fif's security jumped to his rescue, grabbing the man and escorting him off stage, punching and kicking him in the process.

Yikes!

MAMAs in Kampala?

The 2009 MTV MAMA music awards were a huge success right here in Nairobi and if the rumor mills are anything to go by then the organizers were very impressed by East Africa.

There’s already talk in the industry that the 2010 MAMA’s may be held in another east African city this year with Kampala being said to be the most likely candidate to host this year’s edition-watch this space for more.

Le Bron-who's your daddy?


With Le Bron making all the cash he is and being one the most famous basketball players at the moment, it’s no surprise that everyone wants to be his daddy.

A man has come forward saying he is le brons biological father and contrary to what we all thought the first time he isn’t a scrub.

He is a scholar and is the same size as Lebron and says he is asking for the 4 million dollars for his family's sake.

However he is still a loser as he is suing le bron's estate for cash. So much for being a father.

Still a scrub if you ask me...

Jose leaves Kenya


Newly appointed Real Madrid Coach Jose Mourinho has left the country.

The former Chelsea and Inter Milan manager who was staying at Diana all last week and visited the Mara during his stay left the country aboard a private jet this past Saturday afternoon.

There is no official word yet but it has been speculated that he was headed to South Africa where he watched the World Cup final live in South Africa.

Written by: Jaymz Kiama

Lil Wayne drops it like it's hot


He might be in jail but nothing will stop Lil Wayne when it comes to releasing albums.

He will be dropping a new project on his birthday, September 27th, entitled "I'm Not A Human Being."

The album will serve as a prelude to The Carter 4 which is scheduled to be released around November when he's also scheduled to be released.

It will be released virally-wonder if he got that idea from jail.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Robert Pattinson is a real vampire!!



Robert Pattinson is really a descendent of one of the most famous vampires of all time (after Edward Cullen, that is): Dracula.

Ancestry.com, the website that allows you to trace your ancestral heritage, says that they've discovered a familial line between Pattinson, the star of the biggest vampire movie on earth right now, and 15th-Century prince Vlad the III.

Known as Vlad the Impaler, because of his grotesque methods of torturing people, the prince was the source of inspiration for Bram Stoker's Dracula.

Cue creepy Twilight Zone music. However, this revelation doesn't help to explain why Pattinson's Twilight character is so lame.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/07/07/robert-pattinson-is-actually-related-to-a-vampire/

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Lady Gaga made it on her own


Lady GaGa has revealed that she refused to accept financial help from her parents when beginning her music career.

The popstar said that she was committed to succeed without "handouts" despite being low on money before becoming famous.

She became a waitress instead to pave her own path and it has helped in shaping who she is.

That explains why she works so hard.

As inspiring as Jua cali.

Solange Knowles suffers a mental breakdown


Just incase you care, Solange Knowles has revealed that she had a mental breakdown while recording her new album.

Looks like some people will do anything for publicity.

Solange admitted that her desire for perfection on the new record made her "lose it".

Since they spent most days and nights in the house doing nothing but singing and recording, she had had enough

she started having panic attacks and had to take a break.

Knowles is expected to release her third studio album later this year.

Nicki Minaj is collaborating with MI.A


Nicki Minaj is collaborating M.I.A but Lil' Kim is not to be left behind.

shehas suggested that a collaboration with Rihanna is in the works.

The rapper, who is a friend and long-time fan of Rihanna, said that she is almost certain the duet will happen but refused to reveal any more details.

That should put a bump in Nicki’s good stride.

Maybe our local celebs should do the same-the jaguar vs prezzo beef would have been so much fun if they actually collaborated and made awesome music whilst fighting-imagine the money they would have made, not to mention keeping their fans happy as well.

Jojo finds her Mojo and is back!


Jojo is back.

The singer had originally finished the it two years ago, but difficulties with her label pushed it back numerous times.

It is called All I Want Is Everything – and will finally see a release this year.

A viral video for a song called 'In The Dark', which JoJo describes as "edgy", will soon be released on to the internet.

Kelis used food and not her milkshakes to get her new album made...


Kelis has said she uses her cooking and not her milkshakes to get work done.

Kelis has revealed that she offered to pay producers with home cooked meals if they agreed to work on her new album Flesh Tone.

The singer said that she did not have a record deal in place or the budget to compensate the crew needed to complete the project.

So she promised them good food and That's how she got her album done.

So what happened to all that money nas gave her?

Taylor Lautner and his bod to be in new X Men?


The 1 good thing to come out of the twilight films was -well to be precise-his abs.

And it looks like studio execs agree with me as they are thinking of casting him in the new X-Men film: First Class.

Lautner could join James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender in the upcoming superhero movie.
It is scheduled for a summer 2011 release.

George Michael and his 'Wham'!!


George Michael has been arrested after he crashed his Range Rover into a branch of Snappy Snaps in north London.

The singer was arrested by police on suspicion of being unfit to drive. He is said to have crashed his car near to where he lives but has now been bailed by police to return in August.

Michael has been involved in other police investigations involving his driving. In 2007, he was banned for two years after pleading guilty to driving while unfit through drugs.

Wow, what are they waiting for now? Another ‘wham’ before they lock him up for good?

Li-Lo heading to jail and her secret message for the judge

So Lindsay Ho-han is heading to the slammer for 90 days-and she deserves it for being such an irresponsible mess!

Anyway check out this picture and see what she was scribbling away while being sentenced:



Wow, no-1 will regret the judge's decision now, let's just hope the judge can't see the fine print.

Close-up photos reveal that the probation-violating starlet had written "F--k U" on her middle fingernail, not the kind of message she'd want to send to the person about to hand her 90 days in jail for failing to attend alcohol-education classes stipulated in her 2007 DUI case.

Throughout yesterday's proceedings, Lohan frequently had her hands curled underneath her chin, her middle finger aimed in the direction of the witness stand and Judge Marsha Revel, whose sentence would later prompt a teary LiLo to burst into hysterics.

DJ Tiësto not dead


Contrary to rumours, DJ Tiësto has assured fans that he is not dead following a hoax news report suggesting he had been killed in a car crash.

This morning (July 7) a report began circulating on the internet claiming that the Dutch mixer had died in California – but he has since released a statement saying he is alive and well.

"I don't know where these stories come from, but I'm very much alive and well and looking forward to the rest of my tour," Tiësto said.

Tiësto is set to play London's Victoria Park on July 30, with Pendulum set to support.

Wicked!

Monday, July 5, 2010

Kelis says nas and her are good friends


Kelis says nas and her are good friends.

Yeah right, I mean this is coming from the woman who said Nas was her biggest disappointment and now they’re the best of friends?

According to her deludness, Kelis has put her differences with ex-husband Nas behind her, insisting they’ve become “friends” months after settling their bitter divorce battle.

Well for their baby Knight’s sake, Hopefully the new civilized couple will be a good thing.

Mourinho-The special 1 in Kenya


It’s a well known fact that many international celebrities sneak in and out of the country numerous times without getting noticed but this time around one well known sports figure Former Chelsea and Intermilan and soon to be Real Madrid coach Jose Mourinho did not accomplish his mission as he was spotted.

Mourinho reportedly arrived in the country on the 29th of June and has been residing at the Almanara beach resort in Diani before he left late last week to visit the famed Maasai mara.

Leo di Caprio and Mick Jagger tooting their vuvuzelas in SA...


Leonardo DiCaprio sat near Mick Jagger and his young son Lucas to watch the World Cup quarter final match between Germany and Argentina in South Africa.

During the match, Leo was spotted making a "Titanic" noise on a Vuvuzela! and making shocked faces...

Sigh, another reason i soooo wanna be there...

Go GERMANY!!!

Friday, July 2, 2010

Jolie-Pitt drama?



It has been awhile since the Jolie-Pitts made headlines and I was missing their sordid affairs.

Well I have been put outta my misery coz they r back scandal and all. Looks like Angelina is highly suspicious of Brad’s relations with his soon to be new co-star, robin wright.

And she has every reason to be- I mean that’s hjow she stole, I mean, met him.
Anyway Brad and Robin are set to work with each other in Moneyball, and there might even be a sex scene.

No wonder they had that huge fight in the car then!!

Snoop Dogg rent a country for video????


Snoop Dogg is surely reinventing the phrase "living large" as the rapper wants to rent an entire country for a video shoot.

So who is the lucky country-well it’s none other than the nation of Liechtenstein.
However, the pure idea of such a thing was too hilarious to be taken seriously by the nation's government.

However they did say it was possible but more time would have been needed for the deal to go through.

What next, rent the moon for a wedding? Now there's an idea...

Lady Gaga's namesake...


So Lady Gaga is taking over the world one pre-pubescent girl at a time and now it seems she has cast her spell on new babies and dads.

Before you let the perve in you get excited, it’s nothing horrid.

Well depends on your definition of horrid. A husband has left his partner in shock after he went ahead with plans to name their new baby after Lady GaGa.

The Dad-of-three told hi wife of the idea during her pregnancy after his step-daughter made the suggestion, but no one thought he was serious until he brought home her birth certificate.

The new arrival, now 12 days old, has been officially named Meggie Maisie Lady GaGa. and of course she will be screwed up after that! poor thing.

Chris Brown the fake!



Chris Brown has lost it, that is if he even had it in the first place!

It is being reported that brown used eye drops to fake tears during his recent Michael Jackson tribute in which he broke down.

One of Brown's bodyguards gave the 21-year-old tear-inducing eye drops backstage before his performance at the BET Awards.

However, a spokesperson for the singer said that the report is "completely untrue".
Well, here’s hoping he “crawls” back under that rock “forever”

Zoe Saldana is engaged


Avatar hottie, Zoe Saldana is officially off the market.

Saldana is engaged to her boyfriend of roughly 10 years (how's that for a lesson in keeping your private life under wraps?), My Fashion Database CEO Keith Britton.

Staying true to her low-key form, no details of the engagement or a wedding date have emerged.

So that's the fabulous wedding gown and the something blue covered, then.

Big brother is back

It has been confirmed that the 5th edition of the popular reality show Big Brother Africa will kick off in the next few weeks.

The show which is a big hit all over Africa will this time around have a new twist as the producers have opted to use contestants who applied during the previous four seasons instead of doing a new search for contestants…this year, the house will feature 53 cameras and 100 microphones…..Hopefully they will all be on during shower hour

by Jaymz Kiama

Eminem is no 1!!!


The real slim shady has officially stood up and he is no 1!!

Just as expected Mr. Mathers aka Eminem has the number one album in the country!

Em blazed the charts with the strongest Rap debut in two years with his latest album ‘Recovery.’ Eminem dethroned Drake from his high horse by selling 741,000 joints in one week, thus capturing Billboards 200 top spot.

This marks 6 times in a row that Slim Shady has had a number one album in his clutches and you can bet the witty venom will keep n coming now!

Naomi and Diamonds not friends.....




So with all her temper rages Naomi Campbell has been in the media more often than we care and this time she is back for another immoral cause. She will allegedly have to stand up in court after claims that she received a blood diamond from former Liberian President Charles Taylor.

It is believed that the model will be forced to explain accusations that she was given the stone at a dinner at Nelson Mandela's house in South Africa in 1997.

Actress Mia Farrow, who attended the same party, has also been called to trial. She has claimed that Campbell told her that she has the stone.

Guess diamonds are not a girl’s best friend in her case.

Wahu heads for States


MAMA Award winner Wahu is set to thrill fans in the United States this weekend as she performs in Kansas City and Dallas.

The “Sweet love” singer has been riding high for the last two years following the success of her hits “Running low” and “Sweet love”.

By Jaymz Kiama

Elin pays for her silence!!

We’ve been hearing for weeks that Tiger Woods and his estranged wife Elin are in the process of reaching an unbelievable $750 million dollar divorce settlement.

But it now seems they already have and Tiger was willing to sign off on a settlement in the $700 million range as long as he was granted joint custody of his two children and Elin’s silence.

She isn’t allowed to talk about his sordid past or life which isn’t too much of a hardship considering that Tiger’s many mistresses have pretty much dumped out that can of worms already.

For his part, Tiger must agree not to bring single women around his kids unless he remarries. Now that might prove difficult for the cheetah

Kenyan stars shine light on referendum

A group of top personalities have united and recorded a song to encourage Kenyans to make up their own mind in the upcoming referendum. The group who are calling themselves Kenyans 4 Change consists of Kenyan artistes and sports personalities who have taken on a civic role to educate the masses on the new constitution through song.

They have already launched a song titled Amua that was launched 2 days ago at the Alliance Française. The group features top names such as Sauti Sol, Suzanne Owiyo and Juliana with Kenyan Football superstar Dennis Oliech featuring on the Video for the song, The group will also host a series of concerts countrywide.

Written by:Jaymz Kiama & Ruhila Adatia

New Spidie in town


There’s a new spiderman in town and he is cuter than Tobey Maguire!

His name is Andrew Garfield and he has been slated to play Peter Parker in the upcoming Spider-Man film.

The 27-year-old, is relatively unknown in the acting world, so this will be huge for him!

Spider-Man will be shot in 3D and is scheduled for a July 2012 release.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

MADDTRAX SIGNS WITH MAJOR RECORD LABEL

Ridgeways based Rapper Maddtraxx who brought you hits such as “Poa” and the more recent “Get Down” has signed to a major record label,

The ‘Big Deal’ rapper has been signed to Rockstar 4000 Music Entertainment and the partnership also involves Sony Music Entertainment Africa who will distribute Madtraxx’s music and video catalogue to hundreds of digital storefronts worldwide.

Written by Jaymz Kiama

Chamelleone vs Grace


Ugandan singer Jose Chameleone has gone ahead with a threat he had issued earlier this year and sued fellow singer Grace Nakimera over unauthorized use of his pictures during her album launch.

Nakimera had an album launched earlier this year and put Chamelleone as one of the performers on her flier even after Chamelleone had publicly stated that he will not e at the launch.

The Ndivyo sivyo star has now ordered his lawyers to take further action and they in turn have filed a case asking for compensation and damages worth the equivalent of 5 million Kenya Shillings.

Written by Jaymz Kiama

REDSAN ACCUSED OF SWAGGER JACKING


If you attended the Rugby sevens at the RFUEA grounds a few weeks ago u may have noticed Kenyan musician Redsans grand entrance in a top of the line Range Rover Sports vehicle.

We hate to break fans hearts however because according to sources the vehicle was not his own but was actually a rental from an uptown dealership located in Lavington, It is alleged that the “breakout” singer paid 20 thousand Kenya shillings to rent the vehicle for the day….We cant even hate on him, they say fake it till u make it(and don't we all do it to some degree anyway?still love him!)

Written by Jaymz Kiama and Ruhila Adatia

Paris heading to South Africa


Hmmm….Perhaps she's packing a separate bag for each team in the World Cup. That would be one explanation for the Mount Kilimanjaro of luggage Paris Hilton has climbed here. Knowing Paris, we're guessing these are only her carry-on bags.

She posted the photo after tweeting: "Had a great day. Had a bunch of meetings and am now packing for South Africa. So excited to go to The World Cup. :)"

We're excited, too. If the sexy socialite is going to the World Cup, it can only mean one thing: more scoring!