Eva and Tony split

Three years after swapping vows in France surrounded by hundreds of people at a fairytale-worthy chateau, Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are splitting up.

I was shocked beyond belief- I mean sweet Tony a textcheat? There's no hope if the 1 guy I thought in Hollywood/ NBA would never cheat!MEN will be men.

Both have remained mum except to express their mutual "sadness," but Longoria reportedly found tons of inappropriate text messages between her husband and another woman and is "devastated" by rumors that he cheated, according to pal Mario Lopez.

So who is the other woman? It's none other than Erin Barry, soon-to-be ex-wife of Parker's former Spurs teammate Brent Barry and the woman who's been pegged as Tiger, er, Tony's textmate!

So while we wait for the courts to put "texting trauma" next to "irreconcilable differences" on the standard divorce petition,we send out happy thought to eva.

And thank G isn't a real desperate housewife! Now if only Ryan Seacrest will hit on her like he used to (i still believe he has the hugest crush on her girlfriend or no girlfriend)